As tale that begin with once upon a times go, there was a little boy that like many others, wanted to share the joys that other little boys of his age were open to. Having no brothers or sisters he would seek out others wherever they might be assemble and being equally unschooled by such a solitary existence initially amidst parental adults seek to find some way to ingratiate himself into the midst of the local tribe of peers. This might often lead him to an initial acceptance until he transgressed in being bereft of some basic proviso that those from larger families naturally possessed. On one such foray at the well-wooded edge of the subdivision by the schoolyard that all lived within he saw a handful of boys lined up with backs to the street and all standing still with legs wide apart. Approaching on one side he noticed that they all had their pants unzipped and their pee pee’s out making great arcs, each trying to best the other in outdistancing the same. The little boy wanting to join in quickly before the reserve of these new fellows was tapped unzipped his own fly and pulled out his own member. Without any warning the others began to laugh loudly and point in his direction. All joining in a single derisive communal chanting that the fact that his own penis was too tiny to be seen. The little boy began to cry as he saw that the other little boys all had longer large penises than he and he turned around and went running home in tears.
Later that night under the covers after everyone was asleep he lay with his pajamas down and a small flashlight beam focused on his member. There like a little chestnut it slept in all its undistinguished dimensions resisting all attempts in pulling and prodding to assume a more challenging dimension. The little boy lamenting that he wished that it would grow in length even a little so that it might at least match those of the other little boys. Now as such tales also seem to go where by way of fate a magical intervention changes the fate of the protagonist, the little boy closed his eyes tight and summoned all his Christmas and Tooth Fairy wishing energies and solemnly petitioned the cold dark emptiness outside the tent of his blanket. “I wish my penis was at least as large as the biggest pickle!” The next morning to his delight as he awoke he found his wish to have been granted. He rushed to school hoping at some point to be given the opportunity to join the contest of the previous day. But on the way passing the corral of an adjoining farm he heard a great whinnying sound that caused him to turn his head and note the rapidly lengthening rate of a stallion’s cock as it bucked nervously ready to mount a mare. The spectacle of such immediate growth caused the boy to stop and think. “If I could have a larger member by wishing it then why not have the biggest?” And so once again the little boy was endowed with his wish. And so he was content that when the opportunity presented itself he would not only match but outdo any of the little boys that had so ungraciously disparaged him.
The last class before the end of school was coming to an end and the little boy’s excitement was impatiently pounding with the prospect of showing off his new asset to the small congregation that would be at the same location as the day before. The teacher was introducing them to the topic of Oceanography. There on the classroom screen much to the little boy’s chagrin were all these large mammals some of the same having larger penises than a horse. The conclusion revealing the king of all mammals in size, a whale. A frown slowly crossing the little boy’s features as that vast bulk of a blue whale behemoth filled the entire screen. “What if I find someone else who like I has wished for and received such a wish?” The little boy now thought that if such an occurrence was possible that he must have the biggest to begin with. So that night, much later under the covers, he petitioned to powers of the universe to grant his wish.
The next day in school in Science class the topic of travel into outer space was explored. The era of lunar exploration revealed the mightiest most powerful invention of mankind in the Saturn V rocket. The length and power of which far exceeded that of any much punier whale. “If an inventor can produce something this big and powerful then I will be outdone yet again!” And running home once again to figure out what might be done he stopped by a small deserted grove and gathered all his wishing energies. The sound of the roar of incomprehensible rocket engines eclipsing all activity for miles in circumference, the little boy founding himself slowly rising and then gathering up speed until he saw the fringe of the darkness of outer space and it billions of stars bedecked magnificence replacing his earthly domain. Ever gaining more and more velocity, the Moon shot by, as he headed ever more rapidly toward Mars and eventually into the proximity of the more distant moons of Saturn and Jupiter. He eyed them as he whisked past coveting a new possibility in keeping with his growing desire. “My penis needs some balls of a correspondingly size!” And since the thought of joining in the small ensemble of boys had vanished long ago in his long transit he postulated that he should have the largest member and accompanying equipment in the Solar System. And after a time as he sailed past the Ort cloud layer at the edge of the same he set himself upon a mission to continue to enlarge his assets accordingly to his boundless desire as he past into interstellar emptiness towards other solar systems and galaxies the ambitions of his envy mounting to ever increasing size. Now far beyond any sense of time and space that mankind could reckon, the little boy gradually grew so impossibly immense so that even by the calculations of the best minds of the Physicists and other thinkers of humankind, he eventually disappeared into that unknowable mysteriousness of the unbounded scale of a universal infinity.
So much for the grandiose aspirations of those that tend to wish too much in life.