Ok, I know this time I’m probably gonna get into trouble. So let me say that some of my best friends are Jews, (I mean Jewish) and black, (I mean African Americans), or Indians, (I mean Native Americans), even Iranians, (I mean Persians), I mean well you see what I mean. But then again, I’m not so thrilled about male and ‘white’, I mean how can I be? You’ve seen what’s on TV! Or God forbid, what’s on ‘Jingle Django” SNL, talking about getting rid of same, “how great is that?” There was definitely something wrong about holding Obama as president to the same standard as Bush as president. I mean Bush said, “you’re either for us or with the terrorists!” Do you suppose he was right after all? Is that why Obama passed the National Defense Authorization Act that allows him to take out anyone in the world by just putting them on a list? I mean, he’s black, (I mean he’s African American), no, I don’t mean to say that he’s really from Africa, he’s from Hawaii, OK, alright!?
So why am I talking like a neurotic nut case? Is it me? Or is it this nutty ritual that we daily go through of marking out special larger areas of wiggle room for the official victims currently in vogue within while withholding the same birthright of our own, “this land is your land the land is my land” Frank Capra, consensus driven, democratic paradise? I mean, if we start assigning real guilt on all the many transgressions that are being done, then we really should be taking names down and looking up what they’ve done and not done, right? It’s called accountability also used to be known in more ‘urban areas’ as, “if you can’t do the time, then don’t do the crime!” Or at least until our current, “can do no lasting wrong”, savant stepped into office. Now as long as the government checks keep rolling in for all of those people now dependent on government support because there hasn’t been a decent job available since the president and the congress gave away all our assets to that elite group of ‘too big to fail.’ “Oh no, there I go again!” “I’m picking on the black (African) guy again!” The whole thing gets me so ‘Fast and Furious’ that I want to (Pussy) riot like somebody maligned God’s holy Prophet. I’m talking about Obama, of course!
I guess that’s why all whites are racists, right! Not the the ‘good’ whites like Bill Ayres who runs Acorn and wrote Obama’s biography. No, the good Jews, (I mean Jewish people) like Rahm Emanuel, Obama’s former Chief of Staff, and now Mayor of Chicago, who is one of a staggering number who have dual citizenship’s and run our nation’s defense, judiciary, banking, mass media. No, I don’t want to say that! That would be anti-Semitic to infer that just because they all seem to follow policies that have helped to coverup and continue what is probably the single largest theft of wealth in history that has left half of the citizens of our country in living on the dole, that any of them had any hand in same. Sorry, I apologize to, Michael Chertoff, Richard Blumenthal, Dianne Feinstein, Al Franken, Joseph Lieberman, Carl Levin, Charles Schumer, Henry Waxman, Larry Silverstein, Lannie Breuer, Ben Shalom Bernankhe, Jan Schakowsky, Robert Rubin, Larry Summers, Timothy Geithner, whoo, I can’t even begin to name them all. I’m out of breath! Please accept my apology for thinking that any of you had anything to do with a plan to throw the great locomotive engine of Democracy off its tracks. I mean that Mormon, Romney had a lot of nerve to say that 47% of American would vote for Obama just to get their checks! The real number was 51%! “Funny that”, as the Limey’s (I mean British) like to say. Or as Julia Roberts said in “Erin Brockivich”, “they’re called boobs!” I mean everyone knows that there is not a single Republican in the Cincinnati area!
OK, by now, I probably got some of you all pumped up and ready to blow my head off like that old dead Gentile actor , Gregory Peck, in that 1947 Hebrew (Ouch!, Hollywood) love fest, “Gentleman’s Agreement.” I mean if the shoe fits someone’s got to wear it! And please don’t let’s start that Hollywood trash talk’in about how John Garfield, Elia Kazan, were Red Commies! Right now that heavy iron boot of all the world’s ill’s is firmly planted by design upon a big fat ‘white’ male foot where Political Correctness says it belongs! Till that time that it’s removed, don’t expect to get rid of your part time job as checker at Walmart. In the meantime, “please turn in your guns, sit down and take a number!”